Monday, April 18, 2011

Arctic Monkeys - 'Fluorescent Adolescent' (2007)

Awesome song && Awesomer video (even though it gives me a head ache due to the shaky cam footage, and even though I hate clowns).

Friday, April 15, 2011

JMeter -- Process Setup 03 -- Adding Ant taks and First Test run

This is part three of our setup.  Part two can be found here: http://dudewheysmehblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/jmeter-process-setup-02.html

We now have Ant working with JMeter.  Next we need to extend Ant with two external tasks:

Monday, April 11, 2011

Happy Monday!

Here are three quotes I've got written down in my notebook which should put a smile on your face!

(Please note, I'm not a Mac fanboy -- I just like cool technology and try to be as unbiased as possible, but still, some Windows bashing makes me giggle a bit!)


  • "Getting people to stop using Windows is more or less the same as trying to get people to stop smoking tobacco products.
    They don't want to change;
    They are happy with slowly dying inside."
    --munky99999

  • "To talk much & arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish."
    --Chinese Proverb

  • 'There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
    --T-shirt (original source, Unknown)

Happy Monday! :-)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

JMeter -- Process Setup 02 -- Downloads and Installations

This is part two of the JMeter Process Setup.  Part one can be found here: http://dudewheysmehblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/jmeter-process-setup-01.html

The real heart of the Automated JMeter execution process is your Ant build.xml file.  This is so essential that the JMeter guys have already included the Ant ant-jmeter-1.0.9.jar file for us in the extras folder!  Ah, but I'm getting ahead of myself, let's start from scratch -- this will all be geared toward a setup on a Windows machine -- either a Windows Server or Windows XP/Vista/7.

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